notes-from-ocelot:

…I don’t have the time or the patience to go into the finer points of basic gun safety, but here’s a tip: Don’t stick your piece where it could potentially blow off your other, rather more important piece.

This is really good advice.

notes-from-ocelot:

…I don’t have the time or the patience to go into the finer points of basic gun safety, but here’s a tip: Don’t stick your piece where it could potentially blow off your other, rather more important piece.

This is really good advice.

askoldsnake:

Heheheheh… sounds about right. As long as you had sandals on though :/ If you forgot about footwear that could have been nasty.

I’ve done worse.

Fishhook, meet finger.

i should not be left alone with sharp things

askoldsnake:

beetleboo:

*snort*

Well, microwave smores aren’t quite as good as making them over a campfire, but there’s less chance of burning sugary things this way.

i was never good at roasting marshmallows.

Yeah, they’re pretty, uh… handy, as long as you don’t leave, like, metal in there or something.

Heh, harder than it looks - They just start to turn brown then blink and they’re burned to oblivion

“Hmm, this looks like it’s just right, but it’s not cooked evenly, let’s turn it over and give it a little bit mo- OH MY GOD IT’S ON FIRE” and then I flung it into the dirt and stomped on it and then i had marshmallow goo on my sandals.

I may have overreacted.

askoldsnake:

Yeah I made like… eight? could only eat half of them though.

Pretty tasty….. nice to know the genderbend hasn’t altered my appetite for sugary things, heheh. I love smores. Thanks! :)

*snort*

Well, microwave smores aren’t quite as good as making them over a campfire, but there’s less chance of burning sugary things this way.

i was never good at roasting marshmallows.

ladypigeon:

beetleboo:

ladypigeon:

tacticaldomesticsimulator:

Snake bought a pidgeon.
Okay, I bought Snake a pidgeon.

AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! And he’s smiling! AAAAH! I really don’t know what my feelings are doing!


♥ ♥ ♥

not pictured: him getting stuck in a loop of putting Lady (the pigeon. that’s what i named it) in the cage, then taking it out, then putting it back in for a good couple of minutes.
then it bit him.

OMG YOU CALLED IT LADY OMG SHE’S LITERALLY A LADY PIGEON
IT’S BEAUTIFUL

THANK YOU

He’s so interested by it he can’t leave it alone :’)AHAHAHA IT ONLY BITES YOU ‘CAUSE IT LOVES YOUbitey feathery baby
pfffft I really love this so much for many reasons omg

i didn’t even have to send him out to hunt for one, it was one of the buyable options
it was really cute though when i bought it, snake, otacon, and rynn (they’re all in the same house because reasons) all crowded around the cage for a moment to look at itand applauded

ladypigeon:

beetleboo:

ladypigeon:

tacticaldomesticsimulator:

Snake bought a pidgeon.

Okay, I bought Snake a pidgeon.

AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! And he’s smiling! AAAAH! I really don’t know what my feelings are doing!

♥ ♥ ♥

not pictured: him getting stuck in a loop of putting Lady (the pigeon. that’s what i named it) in the cage, then taking it out, then putting it back in for a good couple of minutes.

then it bit him.

OMG YOU CALLED IT LADY OMG SHE’S LITERALLY A LADY PIGEON

IT’S BEAUTIFUL

THANK YOU

He’s so interested by it he can’t leave it alone :’)
AHAHAHA
IT ONLY BITES YOU ‘CAUSE IT LOVES YOU
bitey feathery baby

pfffft I really love this so much for many reasons omg

i didn’t even have to send him out to hunt for one, it was one of the buyable options

it was really cute though when i bought it, snake, otacon, and rynn (they’re all in the same house because reasons) all crowded around the cage for a moment to look at it

and applauded

ladypigeon:

tacticaldomesticsimulator:

Snake bought a pidgeon.
Okay, I bought Snake a pidgeon.

AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! And he’s smiling! AAAAH! I really don’t know what my feelings are doing!


♥ ♥ ♥

not pictured: him getting stuck in a loop of putting Lady (the pigeon. that’s what i named it) in the cage, then taking it out, then putting it back in for a good couple of minutes.
then it bit him.

ladypigeon:

tacticaldomesticsimulator:

Snake bought a pidgeon.

Okay, I bought Snake a pidgeon.

AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! And he’s smiling! AAAAH! I really don’t know what my feelings are doing!

♥ ♥ ♥

not pictured: him getting stuck in a loop of putting Lady (the pigeon. that’s what i named it) in the cage, then taking it out, then putting it back in for a good couple of minutes.

then it bit him.

tacticaldomesticsimulator:

Liquid making salad in his swim trunks.
Despite the fact Octopus made salad for everyone and it’s right there on the counter.

typical sims behaviour.jpg

tacticaldomesticsimulator:

Liquid making salad in his swim trunks.

Despite the fact Octopus made salad for everyone and it’s right there on the counter.

typical sims behaviour.jpg

i’m doing that thing where i post to the wrong blog again

tacticaldomesticsimulator:

Sims 3’s story progression went on while I was editing relationships between our residents.
I came back to FOXHOUND’s apartment to find that while I was away, Liquid became a stylist.
And reached level 8 of the career track.

as a reminder that this is a thing and also because i nearly suffocated when i saw this

tacticaldomesticsimulator:

Sims 3’s story progression went on while I was editing relationships between our residents.

I came back to FOXHOUND’s apartment to find that while I was away, Liquid became a stylist.

And reached level 8 of the career track.

as a reminder that this is a thing and also because i nearly suffocated when i saw this

where is my exacto knife